1. In what year did Rod Stewart seduce Maggie May? 1971 was when the song hit #1, but did he really hit on good old Maggie? - No, don't know...maybe!

2. What did Robert the Bruce die of? Natural causes or if you like to keep it simple for you, old age, and 54 was very old then. - Bollocks man, he died of good old fashioned leprosy - as in the Beatles song!

3. Maastricht airport is in which country? Netherlands or if that is too technical then Holland

4. Which element is found in shells, bines and teeth? Calcium but I am still having problems locating bines!!!!!!!!

5. How many Arabian Nights were there? A) 21 B) 101 C) 1001? C) 1001

6. Theophobia is a fear of what? Bless you my son it is 'God'

7. What colour are houses in Monopoly? Green

8. In which countries did the following dances originate? A) Bossa Nova B) Rumba C) Mazurka. A) Brazil . B) Africa . C) Poland

 WHO AM I? - No idea at all, last weeks clue was out of sorts and this weeks, well I preferred last weeks clue - You know what, five minutes after receiving these answers marc wrote back with the answer - see obscurity does pay! - BTW, it was of course Johnnie Walker.

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spot the skipper who didnt let down the tyres