1. When can a man get away with wearing a ‘kind of dress' when dining with the Queen? Could be Bob at Latin, but a Kilt on a Scotsman. Was actually thinking ‘dress shirt'.

2. Who wears a chasuble? Once again could be Bob, but will go with Priest or Clergy

3. Where is the auditory canal? Ear

4. How long must a person have had to be dead to qualify for a blue plaque? Not quite there, but feel it some mornings, 10 years! - 20 years

5. What colour are telephone boxes in France? Like me Very transparent. GLASS therefore Opaque - yellow

6. Which former F1 Champion has played golf in the Australian Open? Mansell

7. Who did Pat Cash beat in the final when he won Wimbledon? Ivan "Cool Cat" Lendl

8. What are mottos of the following organisations? A.SAS B.Boy Scouts C.Salvation Army - SAS: Who dares Wins Boy Scouts: Be Prepared (especially for the Scout Master) Salvo's: Blood and Fire

All these delightful, and some correct answers were sent in by a Mr. M. hey-Presto.

But now some more and hopefully the last of these bastardo lyrico - perhaps I'll start from the beginning again next week!...

And now, Spot the...idiot