10 sec survey & quiz answers to v.189
June, 09th 2006 03:37 AM

 

need some help?
need some help?

Cf's 10 second survey

In a survey of 200 hardened stalwarts of cfn;  kindred nut nuts on the email list were asked whether they would still like to receive cfn and Digger's AFL blurb (without pics) by email - folk, clansmen (and chicks) and idlers replied by their thousands!

Results in as of one week of laborious mathematical calculations of prisms, angles, tangents, tri-angles and percentages of 108 received replies (minus ‘out of office reply' skivers) from you were thus:

Q: Would you still like to receive crazy fool's newsround and Digger's afl (no pictures) by email?

a) Yes, please send text by email. - 14%

b) No problem, I like to read it on the site, plus the other shite you post. - 18%

c) I'd rather Oprah Winfrey sat on my face whilst Bet Midler ravened root beer up my arse from her colostomy bag, whilst I perished in hell. Don't send me anything again you arse wipe! - 8%

d) I don't mind you sending email's, either as a reminder to check the new editions on the web or as cf's and Digger's texts. - 11%

e) I don't know, I'm confused! - 9%

f) The delete button has never been a problem in my life - go for it. - 12%

g) I believe in all the above. - 8%

h) Emails are overrated, carrier pigeon please. - 9%

The boffs among you (always an optimist) will notice that this adds up to 97% - well, there were some funny tangents.

In turn it gave an over-whelming majority to 'b', but I'm reckoning you're all as confused as I am, and apart from the ‘three' who requested never to be contacted again and the odd couple who required text only - please see http://www.cfnr.co.uk/ for further editions

Curiously 8% have a thing for Oprah and Bett! And 9% voted for 'I'. Over 50% had more than 1 vote, and I am absolutely no clearer as to sending e-mails!!!

Cheers

cf

try this one
try this one

 

Answers to quiz volume 189: 

1. Lewis Carroll. 2. Eric Cantona. 3. Ewan McGregor. 4. Baseball. 5. He ran it backwards. 6. France. 7. Malaysia. 8. Coke, French.

 

WHO AM I?

Was of course Top Cat - and was this week won by none other than Pommie chick top of the Digger AFL ladder Andrea Watson

ta da - its me
ta da - its me

1. a) 119.5 2. Madasgcar 3. Albert 4. Chore 5. 8 6. Atlantic 7. Spinich 8. Tim Brooke-Taylor, Bill Oddie Graem Garden

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